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25 Farty Christmas Stories Rhyming Picture Book: Counting Down with Cheerful & Smelly Christmas Rhymes - The First Farting Advent Calendar: A Very Smelly Christmas Countdown Calendar with 25 Farty Christmas Carols by Juliana Baldec (Paperback / softback, 2013)

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Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cooler kids kw that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way. Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar kws because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals and the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are anyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. Timmie had an epiphany right at the spot and that is how the fart calendar was born. He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry a la Dr. Seuss. Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful and seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class. Timmie, the fart expert, and Randolph, the poet, got together with Hawk Henninger who joined their forces and popped out some smelly illustrations on top of the rhymes. The three of them put all their energy and creativity together and put out the ultimate fart harmony that they proudly call: The First Farting Advent Calendar! As mentioned above, this countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids ( wussies allowed) because if it is t a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the the most intensive fart surprise that are going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right w at the very low introductory prize of $2.99 because who kws when it goes up! By the way if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! See you inside...

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Publisher
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN-10
149427311x
ISBN-13
9781494273118
eBay Product ID (ePID)
189734936

Additional Product Features

Content Note
Black & White Illustrations
Format
Paperback / Softback
Language
English
Author(s)
Juliana Baldec
Date of Publication
25/11/2013
Format Details
Trade Paperback (US) ,Unsewn / Adhesive Bound
Subject
Children's Fiction
Imprint
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Country of Publication
United States

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25 Farty Christmas Stories Rhyming Picture Book: Counting Down with Cheerful & Smelly Christmas Rhymes - The First Farting Advent Calendar: A Very Smelly Christmas Countdown Calendar with 25 Farty Christmas Carols by Juliana Baldec (Paperback / softback, 2013)

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