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Not Fit for Human Consumption: A Comedic Farce by Elmore Hammes (Paperback / softback, 2009)

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A tale t to be taken too seriously, featuring cockroaches, genetically enhanced rats, foosball table destruction, rabbits, high school science clubs, hedgehog conspiracy theorists, military coups, adolescent bomb shelter romance and cosmic entities bent on annihilation. Sadly, t eugh beer was drunk during creation of this vel to include an airplane lavatory sex scene. Oh wait, there is one of those. But don't get your hopes up - all the good parts are left out. The vel contains suggestive language (the PG-rated variety), and those seeking enriching literature are best served by looking elsewhere. However, if you are in the mood for a farcical comedy step right in, and meet: Arax the Annihilator, an entity bent on destroying the earth; Henry Stewart, member of the Hedgehog Surveillance Network, who hopes to be part of the New World Order after the government topples; Loretta the rabbit, who just wants to hop free in a meadow after a lifetime of captivity; Omar Sharteen, who wants to bomb his own Parliament building so the US will build a nice shiny new one; Mortimer Johnson, president of the Mount Carmel Junior High Science Club, who fears he has betrayed Science by having a crush on Alicia Fleppe; Peter the Cockroach, a prophet who sees cockroaches as the final survivors; Alice Walters, widow of a fallen soldier, who discovers her husband's secret life; June and Robert, a happy couple who might find more happiness than they can handle; Mark Andrews, who is in an underground bunker and is afraid to push the button when nuclear war is imminent; and a host of others, including but t limited to strippers, teachers, t-shirt vendors, bookstore clerks, football players, moths, prime ministers and cats. The author regrets immensely t having any zombies in this book. Or monkeys. Or zombie monkeys.

Product Identifiers

Publisher
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
brand
CreateSpace
GTIN
9781449554095
ISBN-10
1449554091
ISBN-13
9781449554095
eBay Product ID (ePID)
189213444

Product Key Features

Author
Elmore Hammes
Format
Paperback / Softback, Trade Paperback (US) ,Unsewn / Adhesive Bound
Language
English
Topic
General & Literary Fiction
Publication Year
2009
Type
Short Stories
Genre
General & Literary Fiction

Dimensions

Weight
204g
Depth
8 mm
Height
229mm
Width
152mm

Additional Product Features

Spine
8mm
Audience
General
Content Note
Black & White Illustrations
Author Biography
Elmore Hammes has written several novels which may be found on online book sites and ordered through most retail bookstores. His short stories have appeared in various online and print publications, including The First Line, Espresso Fiction and St. Anthony Messenger. He is an avid reader, enjoys golf and sand volleyball, and participates in Mainstage Community Theatre productions.
Educational Level
High School
Recommended Age Range
12+ years
Date of Publication
23/10/2009
PublicationDate
23-Oct-09
Dimensions
229x152x8mm
Country of Publication
United States
release date
23/10/2009

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